At Standing Still I Have a Skill
by Kenn Nesbitt
At standing still I have a skill that truly is unique.
At sleeping I’m unquestionably on a winning streak.
At lying down I’m unsurpassed; I’m simply undefeated.
At sitting I’m the reigning champ; I’ll never be unseated.
At drifting in a daydream it is obvious I’m blessed.
At starting at the TV I’m undoubtedly the best.
At doing nothing I’m even better than you’d think.
At everything besides that, though, I’d have to say I stink.
I hope someday I’ll maybe learn another kind of skill.
Until then I’m content to be the best at standing still.
At sleeping I’m unquestionably on a winning streak.
At lying down I’m unsurpassed; I’m simply undefeated.
At sitting I’m the reigning champ; I’ll never be unseated.
At drifting in a daydream it is obvious I’m blessed.
At starting at the TV I’m undoubtedly the best.
At doing nothing I’m even better than you’d think.
At everything besides that, though, I’d have to say I stink.
I hope someday I’ll maybe learn another kind of skill.
Until then I’m content to be the best at standing still.